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Cast
Anita:Neverunderstandswhystudentsliketoskipclasses
Kevin:Treats“skippingclasses”astheprincipleofuniversitylife
Ken:Eagertoskipclassesbutdaresnottodoit
Jason:Alwayscommitshimselfnottoskipclasses
Steven:Alwaysgiveshimselfagoodexcuseforskippingclass
Rita:Aprofessionalclassskipper
SceneI
(Anita,Kevin,Ken,Jason,Steven,andRitaareallTunghaiUniversitystudents. Theyaregoodfriends.Oneday,KenandJasonmeetonthewaytotheclassroom.)
Ken: Whyareyoulate?And,youjustmissedthelastclass.Theteachergaveusthemaintopicsforthemid-termexamination.
Jason: Oh,shoot!Ijustmissedit.WouldyoulendmeyournotessoIcanmakeacopy?
Ken: Sureifyougivemeagoodreasonwhyyoumissedtheclass.Youpromisedmethatyouwouldbeinclassontimetoday.
Jason: Believeme,Iwouldliketokeepmyword.TheproblemisthatIhavethe“BusinessManagement”testtodayandIwasupstudyingforittillthreeo’clockthismorning.ThenIfellasleepandwokeupatteno’clockthismorning.
Ken: Youstudieduntilthreeo’clockthismorning?Why?Whatdidyoudoyesterdayafternoon?Iknowyouwerefreefromfouro’clockonyesterday.
Jason: Well,Imetoneofmyveryoldfriendsonlineandwejusttalkedtoolong…
Ken: ForGod’ssake!Don’tyoucareaboutnextweek’smid-termexamination?
SceneII
(Anita,StevenandKevinaretalkingtooneanotherinfrontofaclassroom. And,AnitaistryingtopreventStevenandKevinfromcuttingthenextclass.)
Anita: Hey,we’llhavethe“BusinessManagement”classinafewminutes. Whereareyougoing?Don’ttellmethatyouaregoingtoarguewithJason.
Steven: Iwilldoanythingformygoodfriend.OfcourseIamgoingtoarguewiththeguywhogavemygoodfriendahardtime.
Anita: Youalwaysliketogetinvolvedinsomeoneelse’sbusiness.You’llgetyourselfintrouble.Don’tyouknowit?...
Kevin: Anita,don’tbeupsetwithhim.Hewillnotlistentoyou.Justleavehimalone.Bytheway,Iamstillwaitingforyourdecision.Areyoucomingwithmetotheconcerttomorrow?
Anita: Oh,IamsorrythatIalmostforgotit.Whattimetomorrow?
Kevin: Twoo’clock.Icannotwaittoseemyadorablesuperstar–Jolin.Oh,howwonderful!
Anita: waitaminute.WehaveCalculusclasstomorrowafternoon.Areyououtofyourmind?
Kevin: Well,I’mnot.YetIthinkwecanjustcopythenotesfromsomeoneelse.
Anita: No,thisisaveryimportantclass.Andyouwouldneverunderstanditwithoutlisteningtothelecture.
Kevin: Tomeitmakesnodifference.EvenifIwereintheclassIwouldneverunderstandwhattheteacheristalkingabout.Besides,wholikestolookattheoldbaldhead?
SceneIII
(AfterCalculusclass,AnitaisonthewaytotheSTbuilding.Atthesametime,RitaiswalkingtotheSTbuildingfromthedorm. Theymeetinfrontofthelaboratory.)
Rita: HereIam.Look,IdidwhatIpromised.Iamagoodgirl,notskippingclasses.
Anita: Whatareyoutalkingabout?Thisisthe5thclass.Youskippedthefirstfourclassesthismorning.Yesterdayyoupromisedthatyouwouldnotskipanyclass.
Rita: DidI?Wedon’thaveanyclassinthemorningbutwe’repackedintheafternoononWednesdays.
Anita: Ibegyourpardon?TodayisThursdayandwehaveclassesthewholeday.Besides,didn’tyoumeetusthismorningwhileweweregoingouttoclass?
Rita: Ithoughtyouweregoingtothelibrary.
Anita: Youareloopynowbecauseyou’veskippedtoo,toomanyclasses.
Rita: Whydidyousayso?IknowthatwewillhavetheComputerProgramtesttomorrow.
Anita: Youareincurable.Thetestwasthismorning!
vthreeverygoodsuggestions.
Ken: Whatarethey?
Rita: Nowlendmeyourears–Firstofall,whetheryouskiptheclassornot,you’llneverpassthecourse.
Ken: HowdoyouknowthatIwillnotpass?
Rita: Calculusisextremelydifficult.Idon’tbelieveyoucanpassit.
Ken: Maybeyouareright.Whatelse?
Rita: Beforeyouskiptheclassyoushouldtreateveryonenicely.Andafterthat,youshouldtrytoflatteryourprofessor.
Ken: Why?
Rita: Wellifyoutreattheclassmatesnicely,theywillhelpyousignyournameontheattendancesheet.Andifyouflatteryourprofessorproperly,youmayasktheprofessortopassyou.Lastly–Toskiptheclassessuccessfullyyoucannotskiptoomanyclassesortoofew.
Ken: Whatdoyoumean?Nottoomanyandnottoofew?
Rita: Youneedgoodweatherforskippingclassessoyoucangoouttofoolaround.Andthenyouneedgoodtimingsoyoucangotothenewlyopenedinternetcaféthatisondiscount.Finallyyouneedgoodrelationshipswiththeclassmatessotheycancoveritupforyou.
Ken: Youareagenius.
Rita: Iamjustveryprofessional.
Ken: Iseenow.Iwilltrysometimes.Hah,Hah,Hah!!!
SceneV
(KenmeetsKevinattheparkinglot.)
Kevin: It’stimefortheEnglishclass.Whyareyouhere?
Ken: Idon’twanttogotoEnglishclass.Iwanttocuttheclass.
Kevin: Why?
Ken: Becausesomeonetoldmecuttingclassescanbefun.
Kevin: That’sright. Iwillshowyouhowmuchfunitistocutclasses.
Ken: Ok.Let’sgo.
(KevinandKencuttheclassandgoouttohavefunwithgirls.AndbothofthemwillfailtheEnglishclass.ThereforenextsemestertheywillseeJean,theirEnglishteacher,again.)
校园搞笑英语话剧剧本
人物
BunnyCheng: BunnyChen
ElizaLin: Daughter
CelineTu: ReporteretAside
SanoHsieh: Smallgangster(小流氓)
TrentCheng: Biggangster(大流氓)
SCENEI
Amotherisdoingexerciseinthelivingroomwhenthephoneisringing.Andherdaughterisintheschoolnow.
Mom: Hello~
Caller: (Aboyiscrying.)Ha!Yourkidishere.Doyouhearhisvoice?Ifyouwanttosaveyourkid,preparetheransom.
Mom: Areyoucrazy?Idon’thaveason!!!Don’ttrytocheatme.Stupidguy!
Themotherisveryangryandhungupthephone.Butlater…thephoneisringingagain…
Mom: Hello~
Caller: Hello~Areyoubusynow?
Mom: (Irecognizethevoice.)Youareafraud,right?Doyouwanttotrickmeagain?Isitfun?Don’tdosuchaboringthing,O.K.?Iwon’tbelieveyou.
Caller: Really?Listentothis.(Agirliscryingonthephone,”mom,helpme~helpme~)
Mom: Oh~youareagoodactor.ThistimeisbetterbutIstillwon’tfallintoyourtraptorobmeofmymoney!Ifyoucallagain,Iwillcallthecop.Doyouunderstand?(Hangupthephonemoreangrier.)
Butthevoicesoundslikeherdaughter’sandthemomisnotdisturbed.Shedecidestogototheelementaryschooltoseeherdaughter.Themomgotthere…
Mom: Eliza~
Eliza: Mom~whyyouarehere?Areyoumissingme?Doyoucomeheretopickmeup?
Mom: Ya~areyouhappyintheschool?Let’sgohome.Iwanttotellyousomethingonthewayhome.
MomtellsElizaaboutthephonescamandwantshertobecarefulfromnowon.
SCENEII英语剧本大全ww.OneGreen.Net
Becausethemotherdidn’tbelievethetwogangstersreallykidnappedherkid,thegangsterswerefurious.Sotheydecidedtokidnapherdaughterthistime.
Thegangstershavefoundtheschoolherdaughterstudiesin,andobservedformanydays.Todayisthedaytheyplantokidnapthechild.
Thebiggangsteralwaysfocusesonwhathe’sdoingbutthesmallgangsterisusuallyabsent-minded.
Biggangster: Hey!Concentrate!!(Thebiggangsterhitthesmallgangster’shead)
Smallgangster:Ouch!O.K.O.K.
Atthismoment,thegirlappears.
Smallgangster:(Checkthepicture.)Hey!!Buddy!!Look!Isthather?
Biggangster: Ha!Ha!Ha!It’shuntingtime.
Smallgangster:I’msoexcited!!Oh~whatabeautifulgirl.Justlikeafairy.Mysweetheart…Buddydoyouknow?IfeelthatIgetbutterfliesinmystomach!
Biggangster: (Hittingthesmallgangster’sheadagain.)Hey!Wakeup!!Stopday-dreaming.Let’smakeamove!
Smallgangster:Oh~mybaby~I’mcoming!!
Biggangster: Hey!!Lady!!Canyoudomeafavor?
Eliza: Sure!WhatcanIdoforyou?
Smallgangster:(Murmuring)Thisbeautifulladyhasabeautifulheart.
Biggangster: Sorry.Ignorewhathesaid.
Eliza: Nevermind!
Biggangster: Thanks!IwanttogotoTunghaiUniversity.DoyouknowhowcanIgetthere?
Eliza: Oh…youshouldgostraightuntilthe trafficlight,thenturnrightuntilyouseeaconveniencestoreatthecornerandturnleft.Keepgoingstraightandyouwouldseetheuniversity.
Biggangster: Gostraightuntilthefirsttrafficlight,turnrightandwewillseeasupermarketattheendofthestreet.And…
Eliza: No!No!No!Gostraightuntilthe trafficlight,thenturnrightuntilyouseeaconveniencestoreatthecornerandturnleft.Keepgoingstraightandyouwouldseetheuniversity.
Smallgangster:Gostraightuntilthefirsttrafficlight,thenturnleftandgostraighttotheendofthestreet,thenwecanseetheuniversity.
Eliza: Oh,my!No!Wrongagain!Youtwoarereallyastupidguy.
Biggangster: It’stoocomplex.Ican’trememberallthedirections.I’maforeigner.AndIhaveanimportantpresentationthere.Couldyougowithus,guideusthere?Please~
Elizawasconfused.Butsheisakindpersonandshelikestohelppeople.
Eliza: Umm…letmethink…okay!!Let’sgo!
Smallgangster:Howkindofyou!!Mylittlegirl.
Biggangster: Sorry.Justignorehim.Thankforyourhelp.
Elizagoeswiththegangsters.
Inthegangsters’car,thesmallgangstersuddenlyshowsasharpknife.Andshouts,“Don’tmove!”Elizaisshockedandstartsscreaming.
Eliza: Whatareyoudoing?
Smallgangster:I’mkidnappingyou!
Eliza: Oh~Iamsoscared.
Smallgangster:(Talktothebiggangster.)Didyouhearthat,sheisscared?
Biggangster: Ya~weareprofessional.
Eliza: Notfunny!I’mhungry.Iwanttogohome!Iwanttogohome!
Smallgangster:Shutup.Don’tbesonoisy!
Elizakeepscrying.
Smallgangster:You!Getoutofthecar!
Biggangster: (Hitthesmallgangsterangrily!)Idiot!Ihaveastupidpartner.(Disappointed)
Eliza: Iagree!(Nodhead.)
Biggangster: Don’tcrybaby,Igiveyoualollipop.
Eliza: Thankyou.Howkindofyou.
SCENEIII
Motherispreparingdinner.
Mom: Eliza!Eliza!Timefordinner!I’mhungry!Hurryup!
Nooneanswersher.Andsherealizesthereissomethingwrong.
Mom: Eliza,whereareyou?Don’tplayhideandseekwithme!It’snotfunny.I’mhungry.
Asthemotherisfindingherdaughter,thephonerings.
Mom:&nbs
校园搞笑英语话剧剧本
人物
Jack
Sean
Kevin
Claire
Kiki
SceneI
(Intheclassroom)
Sean Hi!Howareyou
Kevin Bad!Reallybad!
Sean Doyouwanttotrysomethingtomakeyoufeelhappy
Kevin OK!Doyouhaveanyideas
Sean Iknowapubwhichispopular.
Kevin Oh!Soundsgreat!
Sean Hm!Let’sgorightnow.
Sean Youlookedsobluerecently.Ihavesomethinggood.Itcanmakeyoufeelhigh.
Kevin IfItakethat,howwillIfeel
Sean Youwillforgeteverythingthatbothersyou,andyouwillfeelsocarefree.
Kevin Won’ttherebedanger
Sean Trustme!Icanselldrugstoyouifyouwanttotrysome!
Kevin But…butIhavenomoney.
Sean Don’tworry!Youcanbeadrugdealer.It’sagoodbusiness.
Kevin Hm…But…
Sean Takeiteasy.Let’stakesomedrugstomakeushappytonight!
Kevin OK…
(SeanandKevingotothepub)
Kevin Oh!Sorelaxing!Doyouhaveanyextradrugs
Sean No,butwecanearnmoneybysellingdrugs,andusethemoneytobuymore.
Kevin ReallyIt’sagoodidea.
Sean That’sright.ButIdon’tknowwhoIcansellto.
Kevin It’sabigproblem.
Sean Oh!Ihaveanidea!Ihavetwofriends.Maybetheywillbuythem.
Kevin Hm…Let’stry.
Sean Letmecallmyfriends.
Kevin Icanlendyoumycell-phone.
(Onthephone)
Sean Hey!ThisisSean,Whereareyou
Kiki I’minthedormitory.
Sean Iwanttoshowyousomethingwonderful.
Kiki What
Sean Ican’ttellyounow.It’sasecret.ComeandI’llshowyou.
Kiki Letmethink.
Sean I’llwaitforyou.Don’thesitate.Hurryup!Bye!
(Seanturnsoffthephone)
SceneⅡ
(KikiandClaireareinthedormitory.)
Kiki Seancalledme!
Claire Whathappened
Kiki Theywenttoapub.Itisnoisythere.
Claire Oh!Pub.IalwayshearbadnewsaboutpubsfromTV.
Kiki Yes,metoo.Idon’tknowwhattheyaredoingthere.Seantellsmehewantstoshowsomethingtous.
Claire WhatWhat’sthat
Kiki Idon’tknow.Hesaidit’sasecret.
Claire It’sverystrange.
Kiki Claire,Ihaveabadfeeling,theymightbedoingsomethingillegal.Theymightbeusingdrugs.
Claire Oh!Idon’tbelieveit.
Kiki I’mjustguessing.
Claire Butmaybeit’strue.
Kiki Iftheytakedrugs,theywillgetaddicted.Theymighttakedrugsagainandagain.
Claire Andtheywillspendalotofmoneyonbuyingdrugs.
Kiki Whatwilltheydoiftheydonothavemoney
Claire Theymightrobabank.
Kiki Iftheyrobabank…
Claire Theywillbearrested.
Kiki Iftheyarearrested…
Claire Theirparentswillbeverysad,andwewilllosetwogoodfriends.
Kiki Ican’timaginehowseriousitwillbe.
Claire Me,either.
Kiki So…weshouldgofindthem,andtellthemhowseriousitis.
Claire Wait…It’sallourimagination.Maybetheyjustgotothepubtomakefriendswithbeautifulgirls.AndIthinkit’sdangerousforustogotothepubbyourselves.
Kiki Oh!Idon’tknow.Wewon’tunderstandwhat’sgoingonunlesswearethere.Maybetheyare…inadangeroussituation.
Claire Mm…,Iamalsoworried.
Kiki Okay!Ithinkweshouldgotheretoseewhat’sgoingonthere.Iftheyaresafe,wecancomebackquickly.Iftheydosomethingtheyshouldn’tdo,we’llbringthemback.Don’tleavethemthere.
Claire Okay!Let’sgo.
SceneIII
(Sean,Kevin,KikiandClairinapub)
Sean Hello!Let’srelaxallnight.
Kiki WhatareyoudoingnowYouaretakingpills.
Kevin Youareoverreacted.Don’tworry.
Claire Ithinkit’ssodangerous.Kiki,let’sgorightnow.
Kiki That’sright,Ialsofeelscared.
Claire Metoo.
(KikiandClairgotoutofthepub)
Kevin Oh!Theyaregone.
Sean Don’tworryaboutit.Let’sgoonrelaxing.
(Bi!Alotofpolicemenenterthepub.)
Police Freeze!
Sean Oh!Terriblethingshappened.
Police Youaretakingillegaldrugs.
Sean Theyarenotdangerous.Theymakemecomfortable.转自:.
Police Don’tyouknowthedrugswilldestroyyourhealth
Sean Really!ButIdidn’tfeelbadorsick.
Police Drugscreatehallucinationforpeoplewhotakethem.Ifyoutryonce,youwillbeaddictedtothem.Withoutthem,youwillbesickandsometimesyouwillevenhurtyourself.It’snotasmartthingtodo.
Kevin Ireallyfeelunhappyatschool.Iusuallygotbadgrades.Mymotheralwayscriticizesme.Mygirlfriendbrokeupwithmelastmonth.(Crying………)
Police Ireallysympathizeatyou,butyoucandosomethinghealthiertohelpyoufeelgoodaboutyourself,likedoingsports,ortraveling.Theyaregoodforbothyourbodyandmind.
Sean Sorry.Imadeamistake.Ishouldn’tselldrugsformyfriends.
Police Itisnottoolatetoquitusing.Andyoucanstartanewlife.
Kevin It’sreallyabadexperienceinmylife.Iwouldn’ttakedrugsanymore.Ishouldn’trunawayfrommyproblems.
Sean Ifeelthesamewayasyoudo.
Police Gotothepolicestationwithme.(SeanandKevinarearrested.)