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  校园搞笑英语话剧剧本

  Cast

  Anita:Neverunderstandswhystudentsliketoskipclasses

  Kevin:Treats“skippingclasses”astheprincipleofuniversitylife

  Ken:Eagertoskipclassesbutdaresnottodoit

  Jason:Alwayscommitshimselfnottoskipclasses

  Steven:Alwaysgiveshimselfagoodexcuseforskippingclass

  Rita:Aprofessionalclassskipper

  SceneI

  (Anita,Kevin,Ken,Jason,Steven,andRitaareallTunghaiUniversitystudents. Theyaregoodfriends.Oneday,KenandJasonmeetonthewaytotheclassroom.)

  Ken:         Whyareyoulate?And,youjustmissedthelastclass.Theteachergaveusthemaintopicsforthemid-termexamination.

  Jason:      Oh,shoot!Ijustmissedit.WouldyoulendmeyournotessoIcanmakeacopy?

  Ken:         Sureifyougivemeagoodreasonwhyyoumissedtheclass.Youpromisedmethatyouwouldbeinclassontimetoday.

  Jason:      Believeme,Iwouldliketokeepmyword.TheproblemisthatIhavethe“BusinessManagement”testtodayandIwasupstudyingforittillthreeo’clockthismorning.ThenIfellasleepandwokeupatteno’clockthismorning.

  Ken:         Youstudieduntilthreeo’clockthismorning?Why?Whatdidyoudoyesterdayafternoon?Iknowyouwerefreefromfouro’clockonyesterday.

  Jason:      Well,Imetoneofmyveryoldfriendsonlineandwejusttalkedtoolong…

  Ken:         ForGod’ssake!Don’tyoucareaboutnextweek’smid-termexamination?

  SceneII

  (Anita,StevenandKevinaretalkingtooneanotherinfrontofaclassroom. And,AnitaistryingtopreventStevenandKevinfromcuttingthenextclass.)

  Anita:       Hey,we’llhavethe“BusinessManagement”classinafewminutes. Whereareyougoing?Don’ttellmethatyouaregoingtoarguewithJason.

  Steven:    Iwilldoanythingformygoodfriend.OfcourseIamgoingtoarguewiththeguywhogavemygoodfriendahardtime.

  Anita:       Youalwaysliketogetinvolvedinsomeoneelse’sbusiness.You’llgetyourselfintrouble.Don’tyouknowit?...

  Kevin:      Anita,don’tbeupsetwithhim.Hewillnotlistentoyou.Justleavehimalone.Bytheway,Iamstillwaitingforyourdecision.Areyoucomingwithmetotheconcerttomorrow?

  Anita:       Oh,IamsorrythatIalmostforgotit.Whattimetomorrow?

  Kevin:      Twoo’clock.Icannotwaittoseemyadorablesuperstar–Jolin.Oh,howwonderful!

  Anita:       waitaminute.WehaveCalculusclasstomorrowafternoon.Areyououtofyourmind?

  Kevin:      Well,I’mnot.YetIthinkwecanjustcopythenotesfromsomeoneelse.

  Anita:       No,thisisaveryimportantclass.Andyouwouldneverunderstanditwithoutlisteningtothelecture.

  Kevin:      Tomeitmakesnodifference.EvenifIwereintheclassIwouldneverunderstandwhattheteacheristalkingabout.Besides,wholikestolookattheoldbaldhead?

  SceneIII

  (AfterCalculusclass,AnitaisonthewaytotheSTbuilding.Atthesametime,RitaiswalkingtotheSTbuildingfromthedorm. Theymeetinfrontofthelaboratory.)

  Rita:         HereIam.Look,IdidwhatIpromised.Iamagoodgirl,notskippingclasses.

  Anita:       Whatareyoutalkingabout?Thisisthe5thclass.Youskippedthefirstfourclassesthismorning.Yesterdayyoupromisedthatyouwouldnotskipanyclass.

  Rita:         DidI?Wedon’thaveanyclassinthemorningbutwe’repackedintheafternoononWednesdays.

  Anita:       Ibegyourpardon?TodayisThursdayandwehaveclassesthewholeday.Besides,didn’tyoumeetusthismorningwhileweweregoingouttoclass?

  Rita:         Ithoughtyouweregoingtothelibrary.

  Anita:       Youareloopynowbecauseyou’veskippedtoo,toomanyclasses.

  Rita:         Whydidyousayso?IknowthatwewillhavetheComputerProgramtesttomorrow.

  Anita:       Youareincurable.Thetestwasthismorning!

  vthreeverygoodsuggestions.

  Ken:         Whatarethey?

  Rita:         Nowlendmeyourears–Firstofall,whetheryouskiptheclassornot,you’llneverpassthecourse.

  Ken:         HowdoyouknowthatIwillnotpass?

  Rita:         Calculusisextremelydifficult.Idon’tbelieveyoucanpassit.

  Ken:         Maybeyouareright.Whatelse?

  Rita:         Beforeyouskiptheclassyoushouldtreateveryonenicely.Andafterthat,youshouldtrytoflatteryourprofessor.

  Ken:         Why?

  Rita:         Wellifyoutreattheclassmatesnicely,theywillhelpyousignyournameontheattendancesheet.Andifyouflatteryourprofessorproperly,youmayasktheprofessortopassyou.Lastly–Toskiptheclassessuccessfullyyoucannotskiptoomanyclassesortoofew.

  Ken:         Whatdoyoumean?Nottoomanyandnottoofew?

  Rita:         Youneedgoodweatherforskippingclassessoyoucangoouttofoolaround.Andthenyouneedgoodtimingsoyoucangotothenewlyopenedinternetcaféthatisondiscount.Finallyyouneedgoodrelationshipswiththeclassmatessotheycancoveritupforyou.

  Ken:         Youareagenius.

  Rita:         Iamjustveryprofessional.

  Ken:         Iseenow.Iwilltrysometimes.Hah,Hah,Hah!!!

  SceneV

  (KenmeetsKevinattheparkinglot.)

  Kevin:      It’stimefortheEnglishclass.Whyareyouhere?

  Ken:         Idon’twanttogotoEnglishclass.Iwanttocuttheclass.

  Kevin:      Why?

  Ken:         Becausesomeonetoldmecuttingclassescanbefun.

  Kevin:      That’sright. Iwillshowyouhowmuchfunitistocutclasses.

  Ken:         Ok.Let’sgo.

  (KevinandKencuttheclassandgoouttohavefunwithgirls.AndbothofthemwillfailtheEnglishclass.ThereforenextsemestertheywillseeJean,theirEnglishteacher,again.)   

  校园搞笑英语话剧剧本

  人物

  BunnyCheng:        BunnyChen

  ElizaLin:              Daughter

  CelineTu:             ReporteretAside

  SanoHsieh:          Smallgangster(小流氓)

  TrentCheng:         Biggangster(大流氓)

  SCENEI

  Amotherisdoingexerciseinthelivingroomwhenthephoneisringing.Andherdaughterisintheschoolnow.

  Mom:        Hello~

  Caller:      (Aboyiscrying.)Ha!Yourkidishere.Doyouhearhisvoice?Ifyouwanttosaveyourkid,preparetheransom.

  Mom:       Areyoucrazy?Idon’thaveason!!!Don’ttrytocheatme.Stupidguy!

  Themotherisveryangryandhungupthephone.Butlater…thephoneisringingagain…

  Mom:       Hello~

  Caller:      Hello~Areyoubusynow?

  Mom:       (Irecognizethevoice.)Youareafraud,right?Doyouwanttotrickmeagain?Isitfun?Don’tdosuchaboringthing,O.K.?Iwon’tbelieveyou.

  Caller:      Really?Listentothis.(Agirliscryingonthephone,”mom,helpme~helpme~)

  Mom:       Oh~youareagoodactor.ThistimeisbetterbutIstillwon’tfallintoyourtraptorobmeofmymoney!Ifyoucallagain,Iwillcallthecop.Doyouunderstand?(Hangupthephonemoreangrier.)

  Butthevoicesoundslikeherdaughter’sandthemomisnotdisturbed.Shedecidestogototheelementaryschooltoseeherdaughter.Themomgotthere…

  Mom:       Eliza~

  Eliza:        Mom~whyyouarehere?Areyoumissingme?Doyoucomeheretopickmeup?

  Mom:       Ya~areyouhappyintheschool?Let’sgohome.Iwanttotellyousomethingonthewayhome.

  MomtellsElizaaboutthephonescamandwantshertobecarefulfromnowon.

  SCENEII英语剧本大全ww.OneGreen.Net

  Becausethemotherdidn’tbelievethetwogangstersreallykidnappedherkid,thegangsterswerefurious.Sotheydecidedtokidnapherdaughterthistime.

  Thegangstershavefoundtheschoolherdaughterstudiesin,andobservedformanydays.Todayisthedaytheyplantokidnapthechild.

  Thebiggangsteralwaysfocusesonwhathe’sdoingbutthesmallgangsterisusuallyabsent-minded.

  Biggangster:    Hey!Concentrate!!(Thebiggangsterhitthesmallgangster’shead)

  Smallgangster:Ouch!O.K.O.K.

  Atthismoment,thegirlappears.

  Smallgangster:(Checkthepicture.)Hey!!Buddy!!Look!Isthather?

  Biggangster:    Ha!Ha!Ha!It’shuntingtime.

  Smallgangster:I’msoexcited!!Oh~whatabeautifulgirl.Justlikeafairy.Mysweetheart…Buddydoyouknow?IfeelthatIgetbutterfliesinmystomach!

  Biggangster:    (Hittingthesmallgangster’sheadagain.)Hey!Wakeup!!Stopday-dreaming.Let’smakeamove!

  Smallgangster:Oh~mybaby~I’mcoming!!

  Biggangster:    Hey!!Lady!!Canyoudomeafavor?

  Eliza:                 Sure!WhatcanIdoforyou?

  Smallgangster:(Murmuring)Thisbeautifulladyhasabeautifulheart.

  Biggangster:    Sorry.Ignorewhathesaid.

  Eliza:                 Nevermind!

  Biggangster:    Thanks!IwanttogotoTunghaiUniversity.DoyouknowhowcanIgetthere?

  Eliza:                 Oh…youshouldgostraightuntilthe trafficlight,thenturnrightuntilyouseeaconveniencestoreatthecornerandturnleft.Keepgoingstraightandyouwouldseetheuniversity.

  Biggangster:    Gostraightuntilthefirsttrafficlight,turnrightandwewillseeasupermarketattheendofthestreet.And…

  Eliza:                 No!No!No!Gostraightuntilthe trafficlight,thenturnrightuntilyouseeaconveniencestoreatthecornerandturnleft.Keepgoingstraightandyouwouldseetheuniversity.

  Smallgangster:Gostraightuntilthefirsttrafficlight,thenturnleftandgostraighttotheendofthestreet,thenwecanseetheuniversity.

  Eliza:                 Oh,my!No!Wrongagain!Youtwoarereallyastupidguy.

  Biggangster:    It’stoocomplex.Ican’trememberallthedirections.I’maforeigner.AndIhaveanimportantpresentationthere.Couldyougowithus,guideusthere?Please~

  Elizawasconfused.Butsheisakindpersonandshelikestohelppeople.

  Eliza:                 Umm…letmethink…okay!!Let’sgo!

  Smallgangster:Howkindofyou!!Mylittlegirl.

  Biggangster:    Sorry.Justignorehim.Thankforyourhelp.

  Elizagoeswiththegangsters.

  Inthegangsters’car,thesmallgangstersuddenlyshowsasharpknife.Andshouts,“Don’tmove!”Elizaisshockedandstartsscreaming.

  Eliza:                 Whatareyoudoing?

  Smallgangster:I’mkidnappingyou!

  Eliza:                 Oh~Iamsoscared.

  Smallgangster:(Talktothebiggangster.)Didyouhearthat,sheisscared?

  Biggangster:    Ya~weareprofessional.

  Eliza:                 Notfunny!I’mhungry.Iwanttogohome!Iwanttogohome!

  Smallgangster:Shutup.Don’tbesonoisy!

  Elizakeepscrying.

  Smallgangster:You!Getoutofthecar!

  Biggangster:    (Hitthesmallgangsterangrily!)Idiot!Ihaveastupidpartner.(Disappointed)

  Eliza:                 Iagree!(Nodhead.)

  Biggangster:    Don’tcrybaby,Igiveyoualollipop.

  Eliza:                 Thankyou.Howkindofyou.

  SCENEIII

  Motherispreparingdinner.

  Mom:                Eliza!Eliza!Timefordinner!I’mhungry!Hurryup!

  Nooneanswersher.Andsherealizesthereissomethingwrong.

  Mom:                Eliza,whereareyou?Don’tplayhideandseekwithme!It’snotfunny.I’mhungry.

  Asthemotherisfindingherdaughter,thephonerings.

  Mom:&nbs

  校园搞笑英语话剧剧本

  人物

  Jack

  Sean

  Kevin

  Claire

  Kiki

  SceneI

  (Intheclassroom)

  Sean        Hi!Howareyou

  Kevin      Bad!Reallybad!

  Sean        Doyouwanttotrysomethingtomakeyoufeelhappy

  Kevin      OK!Doyouhaveanyideas

  Sean        Iknowapubwhichispopular.

  Kevin      Oh!Soundsgreat!

  Sean        Hm!Let’sgorightnow.

  Sean        Youlookedsobluerecently.Ihavesomethinggood.Itcanmakeyoufeelhigh.

  Kevin      IfItakethat,howwillIfeel

  Sean        Youwillforgeteverythingthatbothersyou,andyouwillfeelsocarefree.

  Kevin      Won’ttherebedanger

  Sean        Trustme!Icanselldrugstoyouifyouwanttotrysome!

  Kevin      But…butIhavenomoney.

  Sean        Don’tworry!Youcanbeadrugdealer.It’sagoodbusiness.

  Kevin      Hm…But…

  Sean        Takeiteasy.Let’stakesomedrugstomakeushappytonight!

  Kevin      OK…

  (SeanandKevingotothepub)

  Kevin      Oh!Sorelaxing!Doyouhaveanyextradrugs

  Sean        No,butwecanearnmoneybysellingdrugs,andusethemoneytobuymore.

  Kevin      ReallyIt’sagoodidea.

  Sean        That’sright.ButIdon’tknowwhoIcansellto.

  Kevin      It’sabigproblem.

  Sean        Oh!Ihaveanidea!Ihavetwofriends.Maybetheywillbuythem.

  Kevin      Hm…Let’stry.

  Sean        Letmecallmyfriends.

  Kevin      Icanlendyoumycell-phone.

  (Onthephone)

  Sean        Hey!ThisisSean,Whereareyou

  Kiki         I’minthedormitory.

  Sean        Iwanttoshowyousomethingwonderful.

  Kiki         What

  Sean        Ican’ttellyounow.It’sasecret.ComeandI’llshowyou.

  Kiki         Letmethink.

  Sean        I’llwaitforyou.Don’thesitate.Hurryup!Bye!

  (Seanturnsoffthephone)

  SceneⅡ

  (KikiandClaireareinthedormitory.)

  Kiki         Seancalledme!

  Claire      Whathappened

  Kiki         Theywenttoapub.Itisnoisythere.

  Claire      Oh!Pub.IalwayshearbadnewsaboutpubsfromTV.

  Kiki         Yes,metoo.Idon’tknowwhattheyaredoingthere.Seantellsmehewantstoshowsomethingtous.

  Claire      WhatWhat’sthat

  Kiki         Idon’tknow.Hesaidit’sasecret.

  Claire      It’sverystrange.

  Kiki         Claire,Ihaveabadfeeling,theymightbedoingsomethingillegal.Theymightbeusingdrugs.

  Claire      Oh!Idon’tbelieveit.

  Kiki         I’mjustguessing.

  Claire      Butmaybeit’strue.

  Kiki         Iftheytakedrugs,theywillgetaddicted.Theymighttakedrugsagainandagain.

  Claire      Andtheywillspendalotofmoneyonbuyingdrugs.

  Kiki         Whatwilltheydoiftheydonothavemoney

  Claire      Theymightrobabank.

  Kiki         Iftheyrobabank…

  Claire      Theywillbearrested.

  Kiki         Iftheyarearrested…

  Claire      Theirparentswillbeverysad,andwewilllosetwogoodfriends.

  Kiki         Ican’timaginehowseriousitwillbe.

  Claire      Me,either.

  Kiki         So…weshouldgofindthem,andtellthemhowseriousitis.

  Claire      Wait…It’sallourimagination.Maybetheyjustgotothepubtomakefriendswithbeautifulgirls.AndIthinkit’sdangerousforustogotothepubbyourselves.

  Kiki         Oh!Idon’tknow.Wewon’tunderstandwhat’sgoingonunlesswearethere.Maybetheyare…inadangeroussituation.

  Claire      Mm…,Iamalsoworried.

  Kiki         Okay!Ithinkweshouldgotheretoseewhat’sgoingonthere.Iftheyaresafe,wecancomebackquickly.Iftheydosomethingtheyshouldn’tdo,we’llbringthemback.Don’tleavethemthere.

  Claire      Okay!Let’sgo.

  SceneIII

  (Sean,Kevin,KikiandClairinapub)

  Sean        Hello!Let’srelaxallnight.

  Kiki         WhatareyoudoingnowYouaretakingpills.

  Kevin      Youareoverreacted.Don’tworry.

  Claire      Ithinkit’ssodangerous.Kiki,let’sgorightnow.

  Kiki         That’sright,Ialsofeelscared.

  Claire      Metoo.

  (KikiandClairgotoutofthepub)

  Kevin      Oh!Theyaregone.

  Sean        Don’tworryaboutit.Let’sgoonrelaxing.

  (Bi!Alotofpolicemenenterthepub.)

  Police      Freeze!

  Sean        Oh!Terriblethingshappened.

  Police      Youaretakingillegaldrugs.

  Sean        Theyarenotdangerous.Theymakemecomfortable.转自:.

  Police      Don’tyouknowthedrugswilldestroyyourhealth

  Sean        Really!ButIdidn’tfeelbadorsick.

  Police     Drugscreatehallucinationforpeoplewhotakethem.Ifyoutryonce,youwillbeaddictedtothem.Withoutthem,youwillbesickandsometimesyouwillevenhurtyourself.It’snotasmartthingtodo.

  Kevin      Ireallyfeelunhappyatschool.Iusuallygotbadgrades.Mymotheralwayscriticizesme.Mygirlfriendbrokeupwithmelastmonth.(Crying………)

  Police      Ireallysympathizeatyou,butyoucandosomethinghealthiertohelpyoufeelgoodaboutyourself,likedoingsports,ortraveling.Theyaregoodforbothyourbodyandmind.

  Sean        Sorry.Imadeamistake.Ishouldn’tselldrugsformyfriends.

  Police      Itisnottoolatetoquitusing.Andyoucanstartanewlife.

  Kevin      It’sreallyabadexperienceinmylife.Iwouldn’ttakedrugsanymore.Ishouldn’trunawayfrommyproblems.

  Sean        Ifeelthesamewayasyoudo.

  Police    Gotothepolicestationwithme.(SeanandKevinarearrested.)

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